Monday, November 28, 2005

O Football Gods

O football gods we give you thanks this day for causing those three kicks to miss and bring us to 9-2. We know that only you can cause those things so we thank you for acting favorably on us O Football gods. We bring this simple request to you today, that you would guide us to a win next week. We ask of of you o great gridiron deity to find favor with us and give us home field advantage throughout the playoffs. And O while you are at it, give us that day some rain so Alexander can run over people. O Football gods may you be praised.

My mom told me that she prays over parking spaces. So I thought I'd give it a try.

Lets hear it for a Calvinist God.

BTW: God does not give a rip about football but I think God is a seahawk fan so there.

Note: Raider Haters Rule!


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